teenage mutant ninja geek. my life is an endless string of tv episodes, carrying paperbacks in my back pocket and scribbling down pretty words on the back of library receipts. impatiently waiting for the day when the real world is more interesting than the one in my head.
via thefinestmuffinsandbagels (originally fuckyeahsorkintv)
“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Dr. Seuss (♥)
supernatural au: cooper and blaine die on a job and only cooper gets sent to heaven.
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
via shotgunanderson (originally everywhereharrypotter)
via becausefangirl (originally justfeelingsofaboy)
New still of The Amazing Spider-Man
go peter go
poledance for your life
Tony would be so proud.
Steve would be horrified.
^
That’s what they get for making Loki the godfather.
